Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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