Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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