It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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