when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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