can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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