I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
