It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I touched a dick in church today
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