This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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