So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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