Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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