Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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