i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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