i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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