shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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