ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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