You're completely useless in the revolution.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Alive.
So much puke
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Let's get the cat blown out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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