She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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