Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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