How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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