Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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