my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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