yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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