Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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