my soul wont recognize me after tonight
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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