that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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