Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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