just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
