you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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