everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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