Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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