Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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