wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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