4 words: hood of his car
handjob tips. give me some.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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