He had one of those small greek statue penises
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
