PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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