Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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