we're blogging at a bar
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
