dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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