Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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