god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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