What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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