I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i out mim tonsoeep
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