It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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