if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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