I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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