Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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