so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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