I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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