Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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