Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Found your dick twin last night
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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